spaceballs-the-url replied to your post: spaceballs-the-url replied to your post: I must… And I’m getting kind of tired of these involuntary penis spasms. Last time, a woman got pregnant, I can’t take those chances anymore >.>… Dude, I know that feel. One time I went outside and just bam, all the girls in the immediate area got pregnant.
spaceballs-the-url replied to your post: I must say, when people say “You know i’m getting… You know, I’m getting kind of tired of being single… Yeah, and i’m getting kind of tired of having the worst memory in the world and for being terrified of myself every night. (◕‿◕✿)
batteringramandconfused replied to your post: I must say, when people say “You know i’m getting… right? I just can’t stand it. It angers me so much. (◕‿◕✿)
I must say, when people say “You know i’m getting kind of tired of being single” I want to scream and rip my hair out. (◕‿◕✿)
ALL GUYS NEED TO READ THIS
oddysseymajor: When she pulls away, headbutt her in the chest. ~ When you see her start crying, scream at her. ~ When you see her walking, sneak up and punch her in the kidney. ~ When she’s scared, leave her in an alley. ~ When she steals your favorite hoodie, burn her in it. ~ When she says that she loves you, call her a lying spiderwhore cus’ that’s all women really are. Guys: repost this if...
thekillgrill: canadian horror story: oh no we ran out of syrup sghjytjghjf
I know what my first videos will be on youtube. I will post my 2 very short album previews again. If I can find them
Made a new youtube account. A very large FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOUUUUUUUUUU to Youtube for deleting my account. Had it for nearly 6 years. Again, fuck you. Don’t know what to upload. Would upload the japanese Time No More but I forgot it that video got flagged as well as the Five Serpent’s Teeth videos.
If only I would have checked myself– Guy who wrecked himself
I've never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss,...
terror-and-hubris: I’ve had a valentines kiss. None of the others. ^
Going to the zoo is like rapid dating.– A kid in my ceramics class.
My god bless ozzy download has been going for 5 and a half hours now. Was kinda hoping I could watch it before I had to sleep but that won’t happen now. Darn.
In greed we trust, in revolution we die.